As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism,
the salesman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam How may we help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident!”
she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”
He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.”
