The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you like this tattoo?”
Artist: “you know how much this will hurt? Are you really sure you want them there?”
Old lady: “I already know what I want. I want a Christmas tree on my left thigh .
and a turkey on my right thigh”
Artist: “uhhhh ok, I will do that, but could you answer me as to why you would want such a thing?”
“Because, she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’d go nuts!” CLICK HERE AND CONITNUE READING
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