His supervisor looks up from his desk and is shocked to see the elderly woman had followed the young man.

She’s right behind him at the door and heard what he said.

The young man turns around, sees her, realizing his mistake blurts out,

“But this beautiful young lady would like to buy the other half of that head of lettuce, so it works out, right?” Everything is worked out, the elderly woman leaves happily, and the supervisor says,

“That was close. You’re pretty quick on your feet. Where you from?”

The young man says, “Oh, me? I’m from Canada, but I left because it’s just filled with hockey players and prost!tutes.”

The supervisor, crosses his arms and says, “Hey, my wife is from Canada!”

The young man responds, “Oh that’s wonderful… what team does she play for?”