An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.
She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.