My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.
She was wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”…WATCH THE FULL JOKES BELOW :