An old man and his wife are in bed.
After lying silently for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “Seven points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the heck are you talking about?”
The old man answers, “I’m playing fart football!”
A few minutes later the wife farts and says, “Touchdown! Tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”
Furious about losing, the wife rips another fart and yells out, “The score is tied!”…