Three vampire brothers decide to hold a competition to see which one of them is the most powerful.
The first brother is the strongest.
“Watch this,” he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood.
“What happened?!” His brothers exclaimed.
“You see that mansion over there?”
“Yeah?”
“Well, I went over there and sucked each and every last family member dry. They are all dead.”
“Wow!” his brothers say, “As expected, for you are the strongest.”
The second brother to go is the oldest…
