Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a call girl.

She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.

Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”

She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”

She says, “A hundred dollars.”

He says, “All I got is thirty”.

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”

A “HJ”, Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a “HJ”.

He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE…

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”