A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”

The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn`t wear his collar like that.”
The priest looked up from his book and answered, “I am the Father of many.”
The boy replied, “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn`t wear his collar that way.”

The priest getting impatient said, “I am the Father of hundreds,” and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly . . . but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said,
“Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.”