Two men are in a doctor’s office.

Each of them are to get a vasectomy…the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip and put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your procedures done.”

A few minutes later she returns and reaches into one man’s gown and proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him.

Shocked as he was, he asks “Why are you doing that?”

To which she replies, “We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure.”

The man not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows her to complete her task.

After she is through, she proceeds to the next man..

She starts to fondle the man as she had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to give him make love.

The first man seeing this quickly responds, “Hey! Why is it that I get masturbated and he gets a b*** job?”

The nurse simply replies, “Sir, there is a difference between HMO and Complete Coverage.”