HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird
Moral lesson… After God, Fear Wife!