A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike
and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.
They searched them and took the guys wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.
When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter;
“Because, she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’d go nuts!” CLICK HERE AND CONITNUE READING
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