Thank you for releasing me! You can have 3 wishes, so I that makes it one wish each!”
The Welsh guy goes first, he looks a little shifty, but decides to go ahead anyway
“Genie is it? Alright so, I want you to build a wall between Wales and England, keep the English out!”
“Because, she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’d go nuts!” CLICK HERE AND CONITNUE READING
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