Ben asks his new girlfriend for a HJ.
“Ive never done that” she says, “what do I do ?”
“Well” replies Ben, “remember when you were a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it … that’s what you do.”
She nods, so he pulls his manhood out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.
A minute later, he has tears running down his face, snot flowing from his nose and wax flying from his ears.
She asks ‘Whats wrong ?’
Ben cries “TAKE YOUR F*****KING THUMB OFF THE END!”
“Because, she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’d go nuts!” CLICK HERE AND CONITNUE READING
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