Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today,
I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.”
The boss says, “You know Jim, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to do passionate love with me.
Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.”
Two hours later Jim calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon. You got nice house.”
“Because, she replied, “if I have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots, I’d go nuts!” CLICK HERE AND CONITNUE READING
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