Performing In A Club

A Ventriloquist Was Performing In A Club Telling Dumb Blonde Jokes With his dummy on his knee, he begins his usual routine of endless blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the audience stands on her chair and starts shouting.

She says, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women like that?”

“What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you that keep women like me from being respected at work, in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person!”

“Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!”

Completely embarrassed, the ventriloquist begins to apologize but he is cut off.

The blonde woman interrupts,

“You stay out of this Mister, I’m talking to that little shit on your knee.”

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