A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a horse stud farm

A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm. ‘I’d like to buy a horth.’ he says to the owner of the farm. ‘What sort…

An Irishman And An Englishman Walk Into A Bakery

An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman,…

Funny: Which side to park the Car

Joe and Joan were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5…

Funny Joke: A guy got chatting to a hot girl in a club

A guy got chatting to a hot girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink?” he asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend?” she replied….

Funny Redneck Joke: Bubba & Billy Bob Enter A Charity Raffle

One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart… … they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought…

Funny Joke: The gas pains are almost making her eyes water

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all…

Funny Joke: The Wife is shocked when she sees four feet hanging off the end of their bed

One night, a wife comes home late from a night out with the girls. She assumes her husband will already be in bed, so she quietly opens…

Funny Joke: A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth

A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth. After some months, she regains consciousness and she realises that her pregnancy belly is gone. A doctor…

Funny Joke: Three Brothers Compete To Get Their Elderly Mother The Best Birthday Present

An old half-blind lady by the name of Josephine was turning 91 years old and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons….

Funny (dirty) Joke: A church had a very attractive big busted organist

A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Karen. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately,…